5 Word Story

Each post (besides this one) must contain exactly five words to create a super epic story.


So our tale begins in

kitaman27 wrote:Each post (besides this one) must contain exactly five words to create a super epic story.


So our tale begins in

A great magnificant epic place.

Our hero, whose name is

kitaman27 wrote:Our hero, whose name is

Mikelus a great powerful being <---SPOILER!!!

unfortunately he is gay so...

dynOmOnkey[ak] wrote:unfortunately he is gay so...

so he cant fly or,

JuGGaLo wrote:

dynOmOnkey[ak] wrote:unfortunately he is gay so...

so he cant fly or,

Try to pick up chicks :D

He is actually a monkey,

dynOmOnkey[ak] wrote:He is actually a monkey,

Who floats in space

thinking stereo can not count.

His armor made of gold

proves that he that hacks

slaps people for no reason

and he die explodly like.

End of story.

So Nyalith thinks, but actually

he is indeed gay himself.

sequel-

his body generated into cheesesteak

cheesesteak that chuck Norris ate,

chuck norris cant die ever...

Period.

but that evil cheesesteak will..

make more evil cheesteaks so...

an evil cheesteaks army will

Die all explody like again?

(I can do this all week.) ANOTHER SEQUEL

Nyalith is such a homo who...

lives in his Mom's basement